I Wasn’t Planning On Dressing Up As A Clown

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“I wasn’t planning on dressing up as a clown. I’d been drinking all night in Poughkeepsie and I somehow ended up at the train station, so I decided to take the 4 AM train into the city. I had $200 in my pocket from some gutter cleaning work. I immediately spent the first $60 on brunch and Bloody Marys. Then I walked by Party City and I had the idea to get a clown wig. But then I noticed the suspenders, and the top, and the bow tie, and some balloons. I bought a red nose too but I’m not sure what happened to it. I left the store with about $100, which was enough to get some shoes and a half pint of Seagram’s. I ended the day with $10 but that got lost when I passed out in Times Square. Now I'm trying to figure out how to get home. I need to stop drinking.”

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I wasn’t planning on dressing up as a clown.
Aku tidak berencana untuk berdandan sebagai badut.

I’d been drinking all night in Poughkeepsie and I somehow ended up at the train station, so I decided to take the 4 AM train into the city.
Aku minum semalaman di Poughkeepsie dan tidak tahu bagaimana aku akhirnya di stasiun kereta, lalu aku memutuskan untuk naik kereta jam 4 pagi ke kota.

I had $200 in my pocket from some gutter cleaning work.
Aku punya uang 200 dolar di sakuku dari hasil membersihkan selokan.

I immediately spent the first $60 on brunch and Bloody Marys.
Aku langsung menghabiskan 60 dolar pertama untuk sarapan siang dan Bloody Mary (salah satu jenis minuman alkohol).

Then I walked by Party City and I had the idea to get a clown wig.
Lalu aku jalan ke toko Party City dan aku punya ide untuk beli wig badut.

But then I noticed the suspenders, and the top, and the bow tie, and some balloons.
Tapi lalu aku lihat tali selempang, atasan, dasi kupu-kupu dan beberapa balon.

I bought a red nose too but I’m not sure what happened to it.
Aku beli hidung merah juga tapi aku tidak tahu apa yang terjadi dengannya.

I left the store with about $100, which was enough to get some shoes and a half pint of Seagram’s.
Aku meninggalkan toko itu dengan sisa 100 dolar, yang cukup untuk beli sepatu dan seperempat liter Seagram.
* 1 pint ekuivalen dengan hampir setengah liter cairan
* Seagram salah satu jenis minuman alkohol.

I ended the day with $10 but that got lost when I passed out in Times Square.
Aku tersisa dengan 10 dolar tapi uang itu hilang ketika aku pingsan di Times Square.

Now I’m trying to figure out how to get home.
Sekarang aku berusaha untuk memikirkan cara untuk pulang.

I need to stop drinking.
Aku perlu berhenti minum.